New JonStout.Net
Jun. 29th, 2009 | 08:28 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
rushed
music: "Against the Wall," Cage the Elephant
So what else have I been up to? ... Eh. I'm not really ready to talk about that, after all. So that'll have to be a later post.
Next step? Fill in my LinkedIn profile. Get new business cards while picking up equipment at Tri-C on Wednesday. And make flyers. Lots and lots of flyers.
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The Great Firewall of Iran
Jun. 24th, 2009 | 07:33 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
stressed
In other news, why the hell are they blaming Britain? I mean, I guess they have to find some kind of scapegoat, but Britain? It just seems so random...
Oh, wait. Maybe not. Still, reaching a little far back in history there, aren't you, Ayatollah?
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Short Opinion on Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Jun. 17th, 2009 | 04:56 pm
location: The Promenade, Crocker Park, Westlake
mood: awake
music: "Come Together," Beatles
That said, while there are some good character moments in the film, man, do they need to find an actual screenwriter to handle this franchise, because the script made a whole lot of no sense. (Wait, Liz is mad at Hellboy, then she isn't? And why does everyone quit the shadowy government agency at the end?)
Final notes: Selma Blair is cute. Ron Perlman still rocks. But man, that script...
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Jun. 14th, 2009 | 01:20 am
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
cheerful
A: (Stabs a raider) Got any fives?
B: (Tosses raider off of the deck) Go fish.
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Still grumphing at Apple, though.
Jun. 11th, 2009 | 11:19 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
pleased with myself
// these need to be global variables
var req;
var reqTwo;
var xmlContainer;
function loadXMLSafari(xmlLoc, xslLoc, myContainer) {
req = new XMLHttpRequest();
reqTwo = new XMLHttpRequest();
xmlContainer = myContainer; // myContainer = object reference to whatever you want to fill
req.onreadystatechange = loadXMLSafariPartTwo;
req.open("GET",xmlLoc,false);
reqTwo.onreadystatechange = loadXMLSafariPartTwo;
reqTwo.open("GET",xslLoc,false);
req.send();
reqTwo.send();
}
function loadXMLSafariPartTwo() {
if (req.readyState != 4 || reqTwo.readyState != 4) {
return;
}
var xml = req.responseXML;
var xsl = reqTwo.responseXML;
xmlContainer.innerHTML = "";
xsltProcessor = new XSLTProcessor();
xsltProcessor.importStylesheet(xsl);
myXML = xsltProcessor.transformToFragment(xml,do
xmlContainer.appendChild(myXML);
}
Or some variation thereof. You could probably pass myContainer's ID as a string instead, if you prefer, and do a document.getElementById on the line it's assigned to xmlContainer. Whatever.
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Grumph grumph grumph Apple grumph
Jun. 11th, 2009 | 10:08 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
grumph.
Today I learned the hard way that neither Safari nor Chrome basically supports importing XML and XSLT stylesheets into a document via JavaScript, the way that Firefox and - yes - even IE7 do. Here's one of the many threads I've come across posted by those who have had the same problem - all apparently working off of the same W3Schools example that I was. I notice with some trepidation that that thread was posted more than a year ago. I'm guessing that it's a feature that comes up so rarely that Apple hasn't bothered fixing it, or at least coming up with something comparable to the load method.
Not sure where to go from here. I may have to combine the XML and the XSLT server-side via PHP, which I've been trying to avoid - I'm trying to avoid refreshing the page in this project. Either that, or I could try one of the code libraries people mentioned in the threads. I also tried figuring out some way to do it with the XMLHttpRequest object, but so far everything I've tried has come up blank.
Grumph. What a nuisance.
Edit: Found a solution. Details here.
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Visual C#.NET: First Impressions
Jun. 10th, 2009 | 02:10 pm
location: CSU Westlake, Westlake, OH
mood:
calm
The only thing I don't like about it so far is how opaque a lot of the system is. The basic thought behind the .NET framework, as I understand is, is that Microsoft sat down one day and thought, "You know, I'm tired of making different code libraries for different projects. Let's just make a bunch of REALLY BIG libraries that can do basically EVERYTHING, and make sure everyone has them, which we can do because we're Microsoft!" Fair enough, but in doing so, they seem to have made tasks that are very simple in other languages very complicated. For instance, during the first class, our instructor was trying to show us how to change the background color on a form element. Problem is, he couldn't just say "set to this color." Nope. We eventually had to do a Google search before we figured out that basic colors are hidden in their own separate little class in a obscure corner of the System library. And the MSDN documentation is nigh-incomprehensible, at least for me, so there's no official, simple, plain English explanation of how to do this stuff. I can't help but think there must be a better and more accessible way to go about these things.
Also, unless I'm mistaken, Macs and Linux computers can't use .NET stuff yet. Which is a problem for me. I like making stuff everyone can use.
That said, do you know that there's someone out there making PHP for .NET? From what I've read so far, it should allow one to use both the PHP and .NET libraries - which I find verrry interesting. Something to keep an eye on, I guess.
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The Tinwatchman Company: Main Site
Jun. 7th, 2009 | 01:27 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood: accomplished

Comments and feedback are naturally appreciated. I've also taken the opportunity to run my first little experiment with Google Adsense. Now, according to the agreement I made with Google, I'm not actually supposed to tell anyone to click on the links at the bottom of the page. So I won't. But I'm just saying, every time someone does, theoretically, Google is supposed to pay me for it. Just throwing that out there. (He said hopefully). :)
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Uncertain technology for uncertain times
May. 31st, 2009 | 10:24 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
apathetic
Here's how scary the times are in the technology industry: Nobody, not even the visionary, congenitally optimistic smartypants who invent the technological future, has a clue about where we're going next.Well, at least now I know for sure that it's not just me...
The Twitter guys don't know how they're going to make money. AT&T... doesn't know how the ever-increasing universe of smart phone operating systems will consolidate. Yahoo... (still) doesn't know who it is. Even John Malone, the veteran innovator of the communications business, isn't sure how producers of content will get customers to pay them for their wares.
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Götz von Berlichingen
May. 21st, 2009 | 01:02 am
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
ADD
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Sherlock Hound
May. 17th, 2009 | 03:21 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
cheerful
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Zombie, OH Opening
May. 8th, 2009 | 06:55 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
a tad exhausted. Just a tad.
music: "Love, Myself," No Compromise
So here's what I've been working on like a feverish monkey these past three weeks:
Thus my post about anime openings a few weeks ago. See? There's a method to my madness after all.
Anyway, currently operating on about three hours of sleep. Managed to get to East Campus and back without getting myself killed, so yay me. In general, feel pretty justified in taking the night off. Have some more photos from the shoot up on Facebook, which an interested person should there be any can find here. Otherwise, g'night, everyone.
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Briefly -
May. 6th, 2009 | 10:53 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
ltitle tired, but okay
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Makeup tests
Apr. 30th, 2009 | 09:03 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
relaxed

Zombie makeup, test 1 (on the back of my hand)

Zombie makeup, test 2
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Random babble of the kind I generate at 3 am in the morning
Apr. 30th, 2009 | 02:42 am
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
tired

Spent most of today running around Cleveland getting background shots for my big final video project that I'm shooting this weekend (the above being a sample). On my to-do list for tomorrow on that:
- Need a shot of a large sign, of the kind one might find in a park somewhere. Preferably something that wouldn't be too hard for me to modify with Photoshop.
- Need to find some kind of wall. As in, a serious wall. At least ten feet tall, one-foot-thick concrete. Question is, where can I find something like that around Cleveland?
- Need some interior background shots. Not entirely sure where I want to get those, to be honest... or where I can get them. I may just have to go with some kind of placeholder, in the end...
- Oh, right. And makeup. That's pretty key.

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Look at what we have wrought.
Apr. 24th, 2009 | 10:35 pm
location: Cleveland Heights, Ohio
mood:
horrified - what have we done?
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Some random notes in unordered list format.
Apr. 22nd, 2009 | 03:22 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
- I noticed last night that SCP-701 is now one of the top-rated pages on that site. Not bad for my first time out of the box.
- I made this yesterday in Illustrator (which I recently bought). Pretty basic, I know, but, hey, it's something. Put it together so I could get it into the YouTube edit of this, which I'll hopefully get a chance to work on sometime soon here. Anyway, feedback on either of the links would be highly appreciated.
- Did I ever actually post the full list of the (overwhelming and unnecessary number of) photo albums from my Israel trip up here? Ehh. Not like most who read this aren't also watching me on Facebook, but all the same, what the heck -
- Arrival
- Tel Aviv and Jaffa
- Clementines
- Tel Tzuba, Part I
- Tel Tzuba, Part II
- Ein Gedi, Part I
- Ein Gedi, Part II
- Jerusalem New City, Part I
- Jerusalem Old City, Part I
- Jerusalem New City, Part II
- Mount Herzl
- Yad Vashem
- Jerusalem Old City, Part II
- The Road North
- Yuvalim
- Tiberias Bomb Shelter
- Golan Heights, Part I
- Golan Heights, Part II
- Chavruta Tree
- Tzvat I
- Tzvat II
- Gamla
- Tzvat III
- Tzvat IV (the Old Cemetery)
- Tzvat V
- Wrapping It Up
- Is that it? Well, that's all I can think of at the moment.
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Anime title sequences
Apr. 16th, 2009 | 09:52 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
critical!
I can almost see them all sitting down and saying, "Okay, we've got one minute to get people to watch the rest of the show. What can we show them that'll make them do that?"
It seems to me that most anime title sequences I've seen take either one or (more often) a combination of four possible approaches:
- The 'promotional artwork' approach - this kind of title sequence basically says: "Hey, here are our characters, don't they look cool in this shot?" While all anime title sequences usually involve this kind of thinking to a certain extent, the key thing about this category is that there's really no attempt to clue the audience in on who the characters are or what the story is about. The visual spectacle is basically everything. Example. Another example.
- The fake fight sequence - fake in that the fight sequence portrayed in the credits never actually takes place in the show. Again, the emphasis is on the characters looking cool, but there's usually some kind of information (even if buried) on what the central conflict of the story is - or - at the very least - why the characters are fighting. Example one. Example two (at least towards the end).
- The atmospheric montage - While this variety of title sequence may contain reveal something about the characters and their relationships, the emphasis is mostly on the atmosphere of the show - sort of like trying to communicate a general sense of what the show is or what it's like to the viewer without providing much in the way of context or details. The music can play a pretty big role in these. Example one. Example two.
- The thematic montage - This kind of title sequence really tends to focus on the show's story or on one of its major themes. The distinction between this and the atmospheric montage is slight - I guess I would define this kind as really containing at least some specific information about the show's story and/or the show's characters. Said information might not be apparent or make much sense to the viewer upon first watching, but it's there, and may make more sense as the viewer becomes more familiar with the show. From that point of view, come to think of it, you could see these kind of title sequences acting as a kind of "primer" for the show. Example one. Example two.
(And yes, the characters still look cool. But again, one minute to sell a show to the audience. What else are they going to do?)
Stay tuned, everyone... that's all for now.
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Meet the new face of the twenty-first century.
Apr. 12th, 2009 | 05:36 pm
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
apathetic
Requires Flash Player 9. You probably also need to click on the SWF above before it'll start taking keyboard input.
Just some noodling around I did in Flash earlier today. Just reminding myself how to do basic animation in ActionScript. Press the arrow keys to move the little guy around.
Speaking of said little guy - anyone have a name for him? Was thinking Watermelon Head myself.
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More with the politics - Oh, come on.
Apr. 11th, 2009 | 09:57 am
location: Tradewinds Drive
mood:
disappointed
Sigh. I swear, soon as Rove retires, the whole GOP dirty tricks division goes down the tubes. Whatever happened to craftsmanship?

